EvilWays
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Post by EvilWays on Jan 8, 2006 16:29:13 GMT -5
Chuck Norris vs. Erotic Terrorism?
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Post by 1000 Cent on Jan 11, 2006 5:17:53 GMT -5
That's a tough one, I mean we are talking Chuck Norris, but we are also talking about Erotic Terrorists too. Erotic Terrorists are some strange folk let me tell you, but then you would have to be to take a hostage and make demands. But in the Erotic Terrorist's case, if their demands are not met, they just gang bang their hostage, on video, and then mail the tape to one of the local cable channels.
It's a tough call, but IMO, if Chuck could find out where the Erotic Terrorists are hiding, Norris would kick their ass.
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Post by 1000 Cent on Jan 31, 2006 14:24:58 GMT -5
www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspxWith that being said, what do you think the chances of Chuck Norris being booked for an interview on the PPH, Fight Opinion, or Dr. Keith radio show are? Edit: although, if that happened, someone might want to delete this thread. Either way, a small price to pay to have one of the all time greats of martial arts on one of the shows. And one step closer to having my dream of a point - counter point disscussion between Chuck Norris and the Ultimate Warrior.
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Post by Bionic J on Feb 1, 2006 17:07:36 GMT -5
Someone on another board summed up my opinion of this continuing saga fairly well:
"Why is it, a midget who starred in a horrible TV show. (Walker Texas Ranger) is in a Infomerical, (Total Body Gym) and has never made a good movie, is suddenly so popular?"
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Post by 1000 Cent on Feb 2, 2006 4:09:13 GMT -5
Someone on another board summed up my opinion of this continuing saga fairly well: "Why is it, a midget who starred in a horrible TV show. (Walker Texas Ranger) is in a Infomerical, (Total Body Gym) and has never made a good movie, is suddenly so popular?" Probably for the same reason Mr. T was so popular with his "web cartoons" in the late '90s, and Vin Diesel is just as popular with this SNL "Bill Bradski (or whatever it was called)" skit turned into a fun facts page (interesting story, the www.4q.cc/chuck/ page that features Chuck Norris facts used to be based on Bob Sagat. But the creator and web master changed it to Chuck Norris, because he believed that no one in their right mind would believe that Bob Sagat, that guy from the TV show, "Full House", could do any of the things that are mentioned in the fact generator. So they changed it to Chuck Norris). The Internet is a funny place, at any place and any time, anyone can become a celebrity. Just wait, five years from now, someone will create "Brock Lesner has a Posse" stickers or create a random facts about Brock Lesner page, or just simply post a video of Brock Lesner doing a Japanese TV commercial, and folks like you and me on the boards will be like "that's the funniest thing I have ever seen". Well, maybe just me, but it just goes to show you how much of this Internet stuff is hit or miss. Which remindes me, after I go visit www.ytmnd.com, I have to go find that video of the "Russian Ninjas" that climb on stuff and do flips off them .
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Post by burningkobashi on Feb 2, 2006 13:10:12 GMT -5
I thought, the "Chuck Norris cult" had to do with Conan O'Brien's lever, that is mentioned in the facts.
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Post by Bionic J on Feb 2, 2006 14:14:52 GMT -5
I remember some of the Mr. T web cartoons. Oh man, some funny funny stuff.
"or just simply post a video of Brock Lesner doing a Japanese TV commercial, and folks like you and me on the boards will be like "that's the funniest thing I have ever seen"."
I don't know about Lesnar, but I've got Sylvester Stallone selling c*cktail weiners, somewhere in my Japanese TV blocks.
Edit: I can't believe I have to do a censor bypass just to say c*cktail. For shame.
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Post by 1000 Cent on Feb 3, 2006 11:26:25 GMT -5
Actually, back in the day when I would buy wrestling and fight tapes, I remember getting a couple of K-1 shows that were taped directly off of Japanese TV, and that ment one thing...Japanese commercials. Maybe this makes me sound retarded, but after seeing some of the commercials (actually, one starring Andy Hug and another one starring Ernesto Hoost come to mind. Oh, that and a commercial where some teenager took on a hair styling product in a K-1 rules fight. Man, there are times I wish I had those tapes, but that's another story for another time...), IMO, tape and DVD traders probably could sell a commercial comp. tape, and I would probably buy it.
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Post by Bionic J on Feb 3, 2006 14:22:02 GMT -5
Seeing commercials from around the world interests me more than seeing the vast majority of the actual programming, so you're not alone on that one.
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