Post by DrKeith on Aug 18, 2006 13:46:42 GMT -5
Dr. Keith Lipinski Show Recap: How to Escape The Unklin' Position Episode
Recap by Brian Cooper of www.bigvanvader.com
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Brian Fritz Recap
Dr. Keith turns to page 164 of Brian's book, Between The Ropes: Wrestling’s Greatest Triumphs and Failures and sees a picture of Vincent Kennedy McMahon with his arm around Brian. Brian says he was just preparing for a night out on the town with Vince Jr. Keith sees fear in Brian's eyes and asked if Vince tried a bearhug? "More or less," describing Vince as "huge" and "jacked to the gills." Forget wellness, we all want to know WHAT VINCE MCMAHON SMELLS LIKE? "Rich mahogany" comes the answer. Dr. Keith and this recapper utter a loud "WOW!" Brian was just relieved he wasn't wearing Sex Panther. Keith was hoping deep down Vince smelled like Nitro (the cologne)
Onto Between The Ropes; Brian had ideas for the show in 1997 when wrestling was bigger than Vader's girth. History lessons ahoy. Mr. Fritz estimates that he's had between 250 and 300 wrestlers appear on BTR. Keith wants to hear George The Animal Steele bad interview and Z-Man Tom Zenk good interview stories. Brian talks about dream interview guests, outstanding are Kurt Angle and Triple H. Good luck.
Onto wrestling radio competition. Brian no like the "What's your favorite match?" question, and talks about PERSPECTIVE. Onto the luscious softback edition of the book, Brian talks about obtaining the deal with ECW Press. Keith wants to talk about Brian Fritz getting his haircut by Jerry Lynn, and was it a better haircut than Brutus the Barber Beefcake? Brian says the haircut was a result of losing a bet, but it was never meant to be a mohawk. Keith suggests the mohawk picture as Brian's official press picture, but Brian isn't as keen on the idea. Dr. Keith romanticizes on when he once had a white Mr. T mohawk, but he sadly didn't have the jewelry to boot.
Brian then talks about taking bumps, and the time he TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF. Keith asks whether Brian tried to get into the mind of a pro-wrestler? No, it was down to PEER PRESSURE. Onto more bad interviews, Brian says Kane was a horrible interview and regrets his Katie Vick icebreaker question. No wrestler topped Kane or George Steele though. Brian tells of Mick Foley's advice for the book which encouraged Brian to proclaim "I AM SCREWED."
Diva talk, with a story of Brian spanking Traci Brooks, Keith says he once did that to CM Punk (keith note: to be fair, it was sorta like a football "good job" spank when he signed on with the WWE), and even though Brian won't call CM Punk a luscious babe, Keith says he is, "in his own special way." The good Doctor then asks what Vince's daughter smells like? "A beautiful meadow of flowers, almost like an aurora of roses." Keith tells us to check out page 195 and look at Brian and Stephanie McMahon's face, then SHOPLIFT THE BOOK. Checkout www.betweentheropes.com
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PJ Drummond Recap
PJ reveals that he is the last pro-wrestling referee left in the island of Bermuda, but when he dies, another referee will be born. Bermuda talk with PJ talking about how small the island in, and that the confirmation that hurricanes aren't indeed fun. Dr. Keith almost chokes on his yogurt with the story of how PJ's parents met. Dr. Keith daydreams of his Warrior musical which has been in the planning stages for twelve years now.
PJ Drummond got involved in wrestling after breaking up from his girlfriend, but confirms that he is ALL MAN. He was brought up with no cable and gets called a "POOR BASTARD" by Dr. Keith. PJ's mother finally granted him permission to rent wrestling videos at Wrestlemania VII time. PJ complains that no WMVII matched up with Andre the Giant choking Bob Yuker, or Leslie Nilsen searching for the Undertaker. Indeed, the latter skit inspired PJ's back-up plan as a crime-solving detective if he never met his goals of becoming a pro-wrestling referee.
More Bermuda talk and a look at the three video stores on the island. PJ surprises the listener in confirming about the lack of pro-wrestling action in Bermuda. Dr. Keith thinks that the great Savio Vega could rule Bermuda with an iron fist. PJ talks about training to become a referee and early refereeing stories. Keith asks when PJ is watching wrestling, does he pay attention to the wrestling action or the referees? Both. And how much of his refereeing style is copied from Bronko Lubich? Sadly not much, although PJ is rather inspired by the old World of Sport referee who was an elderly gentleman most concerned with conserving the knees by not going down onto the mat to count three-counts.
Keith asks about any religious backlash after PJ played the voice of God on a Totally Tool show. PJ says he has God's full written permission to perform on the Totally Tool show, but warns that "God doesn't take kindly to people that turn their back."
Refereeing the arm wrestling contest between Larry "Nick Hogan" Sweedish and the Iron Sheik is discussed next. PJ talks about IRON SHEIK'S SWEAT. PJ then talks about paying homage to Razor Ramon HG as PJ HG, describing him as a "fit man." PJ says his pelvis area wasn't hurt from the HG pelvic thrusts. More Sheiky goodness with Sheiky baby telling PJ HG, during the match. "You are not the show, I am the show, move on out." SHEIK WASN'T PREPARED FOR HARD GAY'S THRUSTING.
Keith asks about PJ refereeing for WWE and problems with wellness. PJ says that his liver enzymes are up at the moment, but he does want to be in one of the top companies one day. Keith then asks if we one day are likely to see a 6'6" side burned referee? No ~ BOO! PJ can't remember his MySpace profile, but after an, er, log-on, confirms it is www.myspace.com/bermudaref - check it out. Also, buy TTW 3 right here featuring the arm wrestling contest, plus Mark Kayfabe vs. Father Guido Sarducci! VIVA~!
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UltraMantis Black Recap
Dr. Keith's first question to the mystery guest is "are you plantlife?" The mystery guest neither confirms or denies this. "The question of plant life is complex you see," before exuding an EVIL CACKLE. Dr Keith's second question is the same as I was thinking, "are you Rick Steiner and/or Judy Bagwell?" A double negative ~ DAMNIT! But does the mystery guest enjoy curling? Affirmative ~ YAY! Although the Doctor is SPEECHLESS. A desperate Doctor then asks if the mystery guest has attempted to get on a plane recently with toothpaste? "Toothpaste is a tool of the man." so that's a no, but he recently got stopped with some mouthwash in the Far East, which means it must be... Giant Bernard? Another EVIL CACKLE and a no. Next guess, Nick Hogan. Oh no, not more EVIL CACKLES. C'mon Dr. Keith. Final question... "are you a whacky wrestling insect?" "YES!" So it must be UltraMantis Black ~ Well done Dr. Keith!
What made UltraMantis become black hearted? Ultra Mantis thinks he's still a nice guy but has had difficulties with Chikara Pro management and has changed accordingly. Did he demand more sugar cubes? UltraMantis confirms he used sugar cubes to fuel his time machine. Ultra Mantis says this weekend he shall unveil his thirteen point plan to destroy pro-wrestling. Keith wants to know part five. UltraMantis says it will effect the Dr. Keith Show. Boo the dastardly UltraMantis Black! More time machine talk, and discussion of an Intergalactic World Order. Destroy, erase and rebuild is the philosophy. Dr. Keith is now supportive of the thirteen point plan.
Dr. Keith asks influences for UltraMantis Black when announcing? UltraMantis respects Gordon Solie who was like a grandfather to UltraMantis. UltraMantis says he announces to inform the public, but not to brainwash. He then puts over the Chikara wrestling factory even though he has nothing but negative feelings towards Mike Quackenbush. Apart from Hydra, UltraMantis would like Mr. Crossbones, Mr. Survivor, the Ice Penguin, amongst others, under his tutelage in his quest to destroy pro-wrestling.
Interruption time, and although it is not the Ice Penguin on the phone (it's Larry Sweeney), UltraMantis returns and says he discussed tanning with Mr. Sweeney, and he is on good terms with Larry despite the plans to destroy his livelihood. UltraMantis says he has no allegiance to any man or insect, only to his Neo Solar Temple, and to the animals of this world. What are UltraMantis' goals in pro-wrestling, besides destroying it? After destroying, UltraMantis wishes to rebuild the sport.
Dr. Keith asks about Los Ice Creams. UltraMantis has mixed feelings about them and feels they are yet to show their true violence and can't wait to see the stigmata when they rise from their tombs ~ YAY! UltraMantis confirms he was once a mere mortal before a life changing experience when he became UltraMantis Black. Keith once again asks to learn more about the thirteen point plan? Checkout www.myspace.com/ultramantis for details of the jihad. Also checkout CHIKARA Pro (Show's this weekend!) before it's destroyed.
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Music by: A special Lollapalooza 2006 edition with The Flaming Lips, Coheed & Cambria, Gnarles Barkley, Kanye West, The Secret machines, Stars, Wolfmother, My Morning Jacket, The Racounteurs, The Go! Team
Plus: the triumphant return of Bill Barlow and his megaphone sunshine. What caused Barlow to "get better?" Is he truly over Mark Henry injury or pop idol Nick Lashey not adding him as a friend on Barlow's myspace? Lots of tomfoolery this week as Dr. Keith, Barlow, and Semp (F4WOnline's Audio Nightmare Host Mike Sempervive) teach you, the listener of the fine audio programmee how to in fact escape the devastating Unclin' Position, and lots of random stream of un-consciousness you know and love the Dr. Keith Show for (Moist Undergarments, Droopy Cartoons, sweet Journey lies, The Law Firm Of Raven & Sandman, Lame Wrestling Impressions, Jesus Films, Mel Gibson, Dusty Rhodes commentary, Von Erich's vs. The Wayans, Team Charisma, The connection between Mark Henry, the go-bots, and Sanford & Son, Extremist Mustache, Crème Cheese Newtons, Fat Chick Kawada Striped Spandex Killah, what the boys are doing while recording the show, Barlow's Girls!) also Barlow haiku's about Rene (the two E's are for extreme) Dupree's ECW debut, and croons about Jeff Hardy's wellness.
Listen now!
www.puroresupower.com/powerhour/shows/drkeith-8-18-2006.mp3 (right click, save as) or CLICK HERE!
Next Week: Colt Cabana (in anticipation of his match at ROH's Chicago Ridge show, against Bryan Danielson in 2/3 falls on August 26th!) and Macho Libre stops by Dr. Keith's whacky clubhouse…
Recap by Brian Cooper of www.bigvanvader.com
Listen now!
www.puroresupower.com/powerhour/shows/drkeith-8-18-2006.mp3 (right click, save as) or CLICK HERE!
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Brian Fritz Recap
Dr. Keith turns to page 164 of Brian's book, Between The Ropes: Wrestling’s Greatest Triumphs and Failures and sees a picture of Vincent Kennedy McMahon with his arm around Brian. Brian says he was just preparing for a night out on the town with Vince Jr. Keith sees fear in Brian's eyes and asked if Vince tried a bearhug? "More or less," describing Vince as "huge" and "jacked to the gills." Forget wellness, we all want to know WHAT VINCE MCMAHON SMELLS LIKE? "Rich mahogany" comes the answer. Dr. Keith and this recapper utter a loud "WOW!" Brian was just relieved he wasn't wearing Sex Panther. Keith was hoping deep down Vince smelled like Nitro (the cologne)
Onto Between The Ropes; Brian had ideas for the show in 1997 when wrestling was bigger than Vader's girth. History lessons ahoy. Mr. Fritz estimates that he's had between 250 and 300 wrestlers appear on BTR. Keith wants to hear George The Animal Steele bad interview and Z-Man Tom Zenk good interview stories. Brian talks about dream interview guests, outstanding are Kurt Angle and Triple H. Good luck.
Onto wrestling radio competition. Brian no like the "What's your favorite match?" question, and talks about PERSPECTIVE. Onto the luscious softback edition of the book, Brian talks about obtaining the deal with ECW Press. Keith wants to talk about Brian Fritz getting his haircut by Jerry Lynn, and was it a better haircut than Brutus the Barber Beefcake? Brian says the haircut was a result of losing a bet, but it was never meant to be a mohawk. Keith suggests the mohawk picture as Brian's official press picture, but Brian isn't as keen on the idea. Dr. Keith romanticizes on when he once had a white Mr. T mohawk, but he sadly didn't have the jewelry to boot.
Brian then talks about taking bumps, and the time he TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF. Keith asks whether Brian tried to get into the mind of a pro-wrestler? No, it was down to PEER PRESSURE. Onto more bad interviews, Brian says Kane was a horrible interview and regrets his Katie Vick icebreaker question. No wrestler topped Kane or George Steele though. Brian tells of Mick Foley's advice for the book which encouraged Brian to proclaim "I AM SCREWED."
Diva talk, with a story of Brian spanking Traci Brooks, Keith says he once did that to CM Punk (keith note: to be fair, it was sorta like a football "good job" spank when he signed on with the WWE), and even though Brian won't call CM Punk a luscious babe, Keith says he is, "in his own special way." The good Doctor then asks what Vince's daughter smells like? "A beautiful meadow of flowers, almost like an aurora of roses." Keith tells us to check out page 195 and look at Brian and Stephanie McMahon's face, then SHOPLIFT THE BOOK. Checkout www.betweentheropes.com
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PJ Drummond Recap
PJ reveals that he is the last pro-wrestling referee left in the island of Bermuda, but when he dies, another referee will be born. Bermuda talk with PJ talking about how small the island in, and that the confirmation that hurricanes aren't indeed fun. Dr. Keith almost chokes on his yogurt with the story of how PJ's parents met. Dr. Keith daydreams of his Warrior musical which has been in the planning stages for twelve years now.
PJ Drummond got involved in wrestling after breaking up from his girlfriend, but confirms that he is ALL MAN. He was brought up with no cable and gets called a "POOR BASTARD" by Dr. Keith. PJ's mother finally granted him permission to rent wrestling videos at Wrestlemania VII time. PJ complains that no WMVII matched up with Andre the Giant choking Bob Yuker, or Leslie Nilsen searching for the Undertaker. Indeed, the latter skit inspired PJ's back-up plan as a crime-solving detective if he never met his goals of becoming a pro-wrestling referee.
More Bermuda talk and a look at the three video stores on the island. PJ surprises the listener in confirming about the lack of pro-wrestling action in Bermuda. Dr. Keith thinks that the great Savio Vega could rule Bermuda with an iron fist. PJ talks about training to become a referee and early refereeing stories. Keith asks when PJ is watching wrestling, does he pay attention to the wrestling action or the referees? Both. And how much of his refereeing style is copied from Bronko Lubich? Sadly not much, although PJ is rather inspired by the old World of Sport referee who was an elderly gentleman most concerned with conserving the knees by not going down onto the mat to count three-counts.
Keith asks about any religious backlash after PJ played the voice of God on a Totally Tool show. PJ says he has God's full written permission to perform on the Totally Tool show, but warns that "God doesn't take kindly to people that turn their back."
Refereeing the arm wrestling contest between Larry "Nick Hogan" Sweedish and the Iron Sheik is discussed next. PJ talks about IRON SHEIK'S SWEAT. PJ then talks about paying homage to Razor Ramon HG as PJ HG, describing him as a "fit man." PJ says his pelvis area wasn't hurt from the HG pelvic thrusts. More Sheiky goodness with Sheiky baby telling PJ HG, during the match. "You are not the show, I am the show, move on out." SHEIK WASN'T PREPARED FOR HARD GAY'S THRUSTING.
Keith asks about PJ refereeing for WWE and problems with wellness. PJ says that his liver enzymes are up at the moment, but he does want to be in one of the top companies one day. Keith then asks if we one day are likely to see a 6'6" side burned referee? No ~ BOO! PJ can't remember his MySpace profile, but after an, er, log-on, confirms it is www.myspace.com/bermudaref - check it out. Also, buy TTW 3 right here featuring the arm wrestling contest, plus Mark Kayfabe vs. Father Guido Sarducci! VIVA~!
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UltraMantis Black Recap
Dr. Keith's first question to the mystery guest is "are you plantlife?" The mystery guest neither confirms or denies this. "The question of plant life is complex you see," before exuding an EVIL CACKLE. Dr Keith's second question is the same as I was thinking, "are you Rick Steiner and/or Judy Bagwell?" A double negative ~ DAMNIT! But does the mystery guest enjoy curling? Affirmative ~ YAY! Although the Doctor is SPEECHLESS. A desperate Doctor then asks if the mystery guest has attempted to get on a plane recently with toothpaste? "Toothpaste is a tool of the man." so that's a no, but he recently got stopped with some mouthwash in the Far East, which means it must be... Giant Bernard? Another EVIL CACKLE and a no. Next guess, Nick Hogan. Oh no, not more EVIL CACKLES. C'mon Dr. Keith. Final question... "are you a whacky wrestling insect?" "YES!" So it must be UltraMantis Black ~ Well done Dr. Keith!
What made UltraMantis become black hearted? Ultra Mantis thinks he's still a nice guy but has had difficulties with Chikara Pro management and has changed accordingly. Did he demand more sugar cubes? UltraMantis confirms he used sugar cubes to fuel his time machine. Ultra Mantis says this weekend he shall unveil his thirteen point plan to destroy pro-wrestling. Keith wants to know part five. UltraMantis says it will effect the Dr. Keith Show. Boo the dastardly UltraMantis Black! More time machine talk, and discussion of an Intergalactic World Order. Destroy, erase and rebuild is the philosophy. Dr. Keith is now supportive of the thirteen point plan.
Dr. Keith asks influences for UltraMantis Black when announcing? UltraMantis respects Gordon Solie who was like a grandfather to UltraMantis. UltraMantis says he announces to inform the public, but not to brainwash. He then puts over the Chikara wrestling factory even though he has nothing but negative feelings towards Mike Quackenbush. Apart from Hydra, UltraMantis would like Mr. Crossbones, Mr. Survivor, the Ice Penguin, amongst others, under his tutelage in his quest to destroy pro-wrestling.
Interruption time, and although it is not the Ice Penguin on the phone (it's Larry Sweeney), UltraMantis returns and says he discussed tanning with Mr. Sweeney, and he is on good terms with Larry despite the plans to destroy his livelihood. UltraMantis says he has no allegiance to any man or insect, only to his Neo Solar Temple, and to the animals of this world. What are UltraMantis' goals in pro-wrestling, besides destroying it? After destroying, UltraMantis wishes to rebuild the sport.
Dr. Keith asks about Los Ice Creams. UltraMantis has mixed feelings about them and feels they are yet to show their true violence and can't wait to see the stigmata when they rise from their tombs ~ YAY! UltraMantis confirms he was once a mere mortal before a life changing experience when he became UltraMantis Black. Keith once again asks to learn more about the thirteen point plan? Checkout www.myspace.com/ultramantis for details of the jihad. Also checkout CHIKARA Pro (Show's this weekend!) before it's destroyed.
*** *** ***
Music by: A special Lollapalooza 2006 edition with The Flaming Lips, Coheed & Cambria, Gnarles Barkley, Kanye West, The Secret machines, Stars, Wolfmother, My Morning Jacket, The Racounteurs, The Go! Team
Plus: the triumphant return of Bill Barlow and his megaphone sunshine. What caused Barlow to "get better?" Is he truly over Mark Henry injury or pop idol Nick Lashey not adding him as a friend on Barlow's myspace? Lots of tomfoolery this week as Dr. Keith, Barlow, and Semp (F4WOnline's Audio Nightmare Host Mike Sempervive) teach you, the listener of the fine audio programmee how to in fact escape the devastating Unclin' Position, and lots of random stream of un-consciousness you know and love the Dr. Keith Show for (Moist Undergarments, Droopy Cartoons, sweet Journey lies, The Law Firm Of Raven & Sandman, Lame Wrestling Impressions, Jesus Films, Mel Gibson, Dusty Rhodes commentary, Von Erich's vs. The Wayans, Team Charisma, The connection between Mark Henry, the go-bots, and Sanford & Son, Extremist Mustache, Crème Cheese Newtons, Fat Chick Kawada Striped Spandex Killah, what the boys are doing while recording the show, Barlow's Girls!) also Barlow haiku's about Rene (the two E's are for extreme) Dupree's ECW debut, and croons about Jeff Hardy's wellness.
Listen now!
www.puroresupower.com/powerhour/shows/drkeith-8-18-2006.mp3 (right click, save as) or CLICK HERE!
Next Week: Colt Cabana (in anticipation of his match at ROH's Chicago Ridge show, against Bryan Danielson in 2/3 falls on August 26th!) and Macho Libre stops by Dr. Keith's whacky clubhouse…