Post by DrKeith on Mar 23, 2007 10:12:12 GMT -5
Dr. Keith Lipinski Show Recap - Young Lions Edition (Chuck Taylor, Top Gun Talwar)
Recap by Brian Cooper of www.BigVanVader.com
To listen go to www.f4wonline.com (and subscribe or find a good internet pirate hookup, arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!)
Disclaimer: The following views and quotes do not necessarily reflect the views of Dr. Keith Lipinski, The Dr. Keith Show, F4WOnline.com, the Roman Catholic Church, Sombrero wearing Dr. Geek from the BluBlocker sunglasses commercials www.blueblocker.com/gallery/drgeek.html and bombastic birthday boy Bill Barlow~!, or the letter "P."
The Dr. Keith Lipinski show is back with a YOUNG LIONS EDITION of its fine show showcasing up and coming talent in the independent wrestling scene today!
Dr. Keith Approved YouTube Clips of the Week:
1. Chuck Taylor training video - www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuH4gGNb4cA
2. Top Gun + Bear + Coke = orgy of delights - www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T-Kb2686W8
3. Quite simply the greatest clip I have ever laid my Hustling eyes on - www.youtube.com/watch?v=f14Mh2HXV8A
Now, onto the show!
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IWA-MS, CHIKARA Pro's Chuck Taylor Recap
Dr. Keith asks the current IWA-MS Champion Chuck Taylor how he'd describe himself other than his Converse shoes. Chuck puts over his LOVE HANDLES and he likes to PUNCH CHILDREN IN THE MOUTH. Chuck likes to 'tussle' with young children or elderly people. Elderly people he does like include his fathers side of the family although he doesn't care for his mothers side.
Chuck talks about his neighbor hood of Raccoon City, although he has been vaccinated against the ZOMBIE POPULATION. Chuck has been wrestling since 2002 and wanted to be a pro-wrestler as he appreciates the athleticism. Chuck talks about training for pro-wrestling and says he has wrestled with Ricochet over sixty times.
Keith asks about Chuck wrestling with an afro WIG, with Chuck discussing the times his wig FELL OFF in the ring. HATE TALK. Chuck HATES Drake Younger, he HATES Low Ki as he 'kicks too hard', and he HATES Max Brave as he sends him drunk messages at two in the morning. Chuck BLAMES PJ Drummond for disqualifying him against Low Ki as PJ is a 'raging atheist' compared to Chuck's 'good catholic boy'.
Chuck talks about HAIR ENVY and his secrets of brushing with 'VERY GIRLY BRUSHES', not washing his hair for several days because he's 'too lazy and hates college'. Keith brings up Bryce Remsburg saying that Chuck has perhaps the SWEETEST ASS IN WRESTLING, Chuck retaliates with 'THAT'S SO GAY!' Keith mentions that Josh Abercrombie was a close second with love handles perhaps being one of his biggest turn-ons. Chuck then talks about a 'cute little Japanese guy' although he doesn't wish to sound GAY.
Keith asks about Chucks IWA Mid-South World Heavyweight Title. Chuck talks about wrestling the likes of Ian Rotten, Colt Cabana, Steve Corino, Low Ki and Jay Lethal. Chuck is under the belief that 'MEN SHOULD NOT BE PENETRATED BY ANYTHING' but says he is 'right-wing CHRISTIAN not a very nice person that HATES Cowboys frequently, secretly fond of each other.'
The two discuss the possibility of working in Japan for Dragon Gate and preview the Chikara Pro shows on 23/24 March and the Midlothian streetfight with Low Ki on the 31st for IWA-MS with the possibility of using KNIVES AND GUNS in the match. Chuck says he plans on DECIMATING Low Ki and says he'll survive as Low Ki is only from the streets and Chuck Taylor is FROM THE COUNTRY. Chuck finishes by plugging his DVD and tee shirt that he has lost money on as no-one has bought. He promises to punch you in the mouth if you don't purchase and also states he's lazy at shipping. Checkout www.myspace.com/dustinhatesyou
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PWG's Top Gun Talwar Recap
Talwar begins the interview by confirming he has a BABOON HEART saying he discovered himself NAKED IN THE HIMALAYAS. Talwar also brings up COCAINE USAGE and STEROID ABUSE, and how could we forget 10 YEAR OLD ASIAN BOYS. Elvis sightings are next discussed. Back to the heart, Top Gun paid $2 for the heart and completed the surgery himself.
The two discuss Top Gun's recent tuxedo match against Joey "Magnum" Ryan. Top Gun warns any budding wrestler against the perils of a tuxedo match and said he had to spend a whole $8 in order to buy a suit ~ and the pants ripped immediately! Keith asks whether the intentions of the Joey Ryan match was to be as a message board so eloquently put it "the GAYEST MATCH EVER." Top Gun says it's phenomenal since he doesn't even have a gay gimmick.
Keith asks about Talwar's old tag-team, Gunning For Power Hookers. Talwar talks about the PORN that Ed Powers provided but says that Ed Powers does have a NICE thingy. After discussing the perils of COCAINE ABUSE, Top Gun then talks about f**kING BEARS IN BATHROOMS, as you do, although he wouldn't f**k a ninety year old woman unless she wore a bear costume with him being the receiver.
The good doctor asks about Tits Magee. Top Gun says she won't be around for awhile. She's got nice tits and a nice ass, but a tail at the front. Top Gun says she's been around the locker room and is a 'MODERN DAY MISSY HYATT.' Top Gun talks about his other characters such as Dirty Sanchez and Top Gun Taliban, with his ideas coming from BAD TASTE AND DRUGS.
Top Gun craves for a Wii Passion of the Christ videogame where you get to HAMMER THEM NAILS IN. Talwar has seen a ping pong show in Bangkok, a baseball bat show in America, a didgeridoo show in Australia and a donkey show in Tijuana, but nothing compares to the awfulness of the tuxedo match in Pro Wrestling Guerrilla.
Dr. Keith asks Top Gun about the Top Gun film. 'That movies quite HOMO-EROTIC.' On Australian wrestling, Top Gun says the countries talent is under-exposed. Nathan Jones talk. Keith asks about FOSSIL f**kERS. Top Gun thinks Nathan might have a receiving role in the sequel.
As one of the six founders of Pro Wrestling Guerrilla does Top Gun fell they should have a statue on the top of Mount Rushmore? Top Gun prefers a fountain coming out of his thingy. After talking about Top Gun's Momma and one Bryan Alvarez, Keith asks about what Top Gun would do as commissioner of PWG? Top Gun would choose to be a drugs commissioner.
Top Gun's greatest wrestling related dream involved wrestling Chris Jericho on a freeway. Gimmick matches are discussed. Top Gun wishes to bring back the DRUNKEN DEATH MATCH. On challenging for the tag team titles, Top Gun considers teaming up with either ETHAL MERMAN or BRIDGET THE MIDGET. Midget love is discussed, Top Gun says they are little HORNY PEOPLE and is receptive about bringing them into the PWG locker room. No worries, the doctor replies as those not wishing to partake in midget love can always watch Saved by the Bell.
BITING AN EIGHT YEAR OLDS FINGERS at the UK PWG show is talked about which apparently the eight year old wasn't awfully impressed with. Top Gun wants to bring PWG to India. COW TIT f**kING is bought up by the doctor. Plug time. Top Gun just wishes to give some words of advice; 'if you hook up with a fat chick and you think her lower back is her ass, then she's probably too fat' and 'you can't judge a limp dick.' Wise words of wisdom indeed. Checkout www.myspace.com/topgunt and check out Pro Wrestling Guerrilla www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com on March 24th and the outstanding All Star Weekend V (Pac vs. Generico II, Kaz Hayashi vs. Alex Shelley, Kaz Hayashi vs. Pac, Samoa Joe vs. Low Ki) on April 7 and 8th at the Van Nuys Armory (17330 Victory Blvd., Van Nuys, CA).
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Also this week: uber-silly yet clever chitchat involving WWE 24/7 LOVE, Hardcore Diaries sensitity, how can we tell Barlow that Café De Rene might be permanently closed, Keith comments on New Jack's Ultimate Insiders, cookie talk and the return of HUSTLELATIONS~! Also, listen to Barlow blow a spot (GASP~!) on a megaphone croon - totally making Mama Barlow disown his silver backed ass!
Coming soon: Rocky Romero, the Barlow-Lipinski Road trip diaries!, PWG Commissioner of Food & Beverage Excalibur
Also, check out WGN 720 AM in Chicago THIS Sunday night/Monday morning (March 24th/25th) at midnight for Dr. Keith on The Nick Digilio Show enjoying some lovely Wrestling related cross talk…
Recap by Brian Cooper of www.BigVanVader.com
To listen go to www.f4wonline.com (and subscribe or find a good internet pirate hookup, arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!)
Disclaimer: The following views and quotes do not necessarily reflect the views of Dr. Keith Lipinski, The Dr. Keith Show, F4WOnline.com, the Roman Catholic Church, Sombrero wearing Dr. Geek from the BluBlocker sunglasses commercials www.blueblocker.com/gallery/drgeek.html and bombastic birthday boy Bill Barlow~!, or the letter "P."
The Dr. Keith Lipinski show is back with a YOUNG LIONS EDITION of its fine show showcasing up and coming talent in the independent wrestling scene today!
Dr. Keith Approved YouTube Clips of the Week:
1. Chuck Taylor training video - www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuH4gGNb4cA
2. Top Gun + Bear + Coke = orgy of delights - www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T-Kb2686W8
3. Quite simply the greatest clip I have ever laid my Hustling eyes on - www.youtube.com/watch?v=f14Mh2HXV8A
Now, onto the show!
*** *** ***
IWA-MS, CHIKARA Pro's Chuck Taylor Recap
Dr. Keith asks the current IWA-MS Champion Chuck Taylor how he'd describe himself other than his Converse shoes. Chuck puts over his LOVE HANDLES and he likes to PUNCH CHILDREN IN THE MOUTH. Chuck likes to 'tussle' with young children or elderly people. Elderly people he does like include his fathers side of the family although he doesn't care for his mothers side.
Chuck talks about his neighbor hood of Raccoon City, although he has been vaccinated against the ZOMBIE POPULATION. Chuck has been wrestling since 2002 and wanted to be a pro-wrestler as he appreciates the athleticism. Chuck talks about training for pro-wrestling and says he has wrestled with Ricochet over sixty times.
Keith asks about Chuck wrestling with an afro WIG, with Chuck discussing the times his wig FELL OFF in the ring. HATE TALK. Chuck HATES Drake Younger, he HATES Low Ki as he 'kicks too hard', and he HATES Max Brave as he sends him drunk messages at two in the morning. Chuck BLAMES PJ Drummond for disqualifying him against Low Ki as PJ is a 'raging atheist' compared to Chuck's 'good catholic boy'.
Chuck talks about HAIR ENVY and his secrets of brushing with 'VERY GIRLY BRUSHES', not washing his hair for several days because he's 'too lazy and hates college'. Keith brings up Bryce Remsburg saying that Chuck has perhaps the SWEETEST ASS IN WRESTLING, Chuck retaliates with 'THAT'S SO GAY!' Keith mentions that Josh Abercrombie was a close second with love handles perhaps being one of his biggest turn-ons. Chuck then talks about a 'cute little Japanese guy' although he doesn't wish to sound GAY.
Keith asks about Chucks IWA Mid-South World Heavyweight Title. Chuck talks about wrestling the likes of Ian Rotten, Colt Cabana, Steve Corino, Low Ki and Jay Lethal. Chuck is under the belief that 'MEN SHOULD NOT BE PENETRATED BY ANYTHING' but says he is 'right-wing CHRISTIAN not a very nice person that HATES Cowboys frequently, secretly fond of each other.'
The two discuss the possibility of working in Japan for Dragon Gate and preview the Chikara Pro shows on 23/24 March and the Midlothian streetfight with Low Ki on the 31st for IWA-MS with the possibility of using KNIVES AND GUNS in the match. Chuck says he plans on DECIMATING Low Ki and says he'll survive as Low Ki is only from the streets and Chuck Taylor is FROM THE COUNTRY. Chuck finishes by plugging his DVD and tee shirt that he has lost money on as no-one has bought. He promises to punch you in the mouth if you don't purchase and also states he's lazy at shipping. Checkout www.myspace.com/dustinhatesyou
*** *** ***
PWG's Top Gun Talwar Recap
Talwar begins the interview by confirming he has a BABOON HEART saying he discovered himself NAKED IN THE HIMALAYAS. Talwar also brings up COCAINE USAGE and STEROID ABUSE, and how could we forget 10 YEAR OLD ASIAN BOYS. Elvis sightings are next discussed. Back to the heart, Top Gun paid $2 for the heart and completed the surgery himself.
The two discuss Top Gun's recent tuxedo match against Joey "Magnum" Ryan. Top Gun warns any budding wrestler against the perils of a tuxedo match and said he had to spend a whole $8 in order to buy a suit ~ and the pants ripped immediately! Keith asks whether the intentions of the Joey Ryan match was to be as a message board so eloquently put it "the GAYEST MATCH EVER." Top Gun says it's phenomenal since he doesn't even have a gay gimmick.
Keith asks about Talwar's old tag-team, Gunning For Power Hookers. Talwar talks about the PORN that Ed Powers provided but says that Ed Powers does have a NICE thingy. After discussing the perils of COCAINE ABUSE, Top Gun then talks about f**kING BEARS IN BATHROOMS, as you do, although he wouldn't f**k a ninety year old woman unless she wore a bear costume with him being the receiver.
The good doctor asks about Tits Magee. Top Gun says she won't be around for awhile. She's got nice tits and a nice ass, but a tail at the front. Top Gun says she's been around the locker room and is a 'MODERN DAY MISSY HYATT.' Top Gun talks about his other characters such as Dirty Sanchez and Top Gun Taliban, with his ideas coming from BAD TASTE AND DRUGS.
Top Gun craves for a Wii Passion of the Christ videogame where you get to HAMMER THEM NAILS IN. Talwar has seen a ping pong show in Bangkok, a baseball bat show in America, a didgeridoo show in Australia and a donkey show in Tijuana, but nothing compares to the awfulness of the tuxedo match in Pro Wrestling Guerrilla.
Dr. Keith asks Top Gun about the Top Gun film. 'That movies quite HOMO-EROTIC.' On Australian wrestling, Top Gun says the countries talent is under-exposed. Nathan Jones talk. Keith asks about FOSSIL f**kERS. Top Gun thinks Nathan might have a receiving role in the sequel.
As one of the six founders of Pro Wrestling Guerrilla does Top Gun fell they should have a statue on the top of Mount Rushmore? Top Gun prefers a fountain coming out of his thingy. After talking about Top Gun's Momma and one Bryan Alvarez, Keith asks about what Top Gun would do as commissioner of PWG? Top Gun would choose to be a drugs commissioner.
Top Gun's greatest wrestling related dream involved wrestling Chris Jericho on a freeway. Gimmick matches are discussed. Top Gun wishes to bring back the DRUNKEN DEATH MATCH. On challenging for the tag team titles, Top Gun considers teaming up with either ETHAL MERMAN or BRIDGET THE MIDGET. Midget love is discussed, Top Gun says they are little HORNY PEOPLE and is receptive about bringing them into the PWG locker room. No worries, the doctor replies as those not wishing to partake in midget love can always watch Saved by the Bell.
BITING AN EIGHT YEAR OLDS FINGERS at the UK PWG show is talked about which apparently the eight year old wasn't awfully impressed with. Top Gun wants to bring PWG to India. COW TIT f**kING is bought up by the doctor. Plug time. Top Gun just wishes to give some words of advice; 'if you hook up with a fat chick and you think her lower back is her ass, then she's probably too fat' and 'you can't judge a limp dick.' Wise words of wisdom indeed. Checkout www.myspace.com/topgunt and check out Pro Wrestling Guerrilla www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com on March 24th and the outstanding All Star Weekend V (Pac vs. Generico II, Kaz Hayashi vs. Alex Shelley, Kaz Hayashi vs. Pac, Samoa Joe vs. Low Ki) on April 7 and 8th at the Van Nuys Armory (17330 Victory Blvd., Van Nuys, CA).
*** *** ***
Also this week: uber-silly yet clever chitchat involving WWE 24/7 LOVE, Hardcore Diaries sensitity, how can we tell Barlow that Café De Rene might be permanently closed, Keith comments on New Jack's Ultimate Insiders, cookie talk and the return of HUSTLELATIONS~! Also, listen to Barlow blow a spot (GASP~!) on a megaphone croon - totally making Mama Barlow disown his silver backed ass!
Coming soon: Rocky Romero, the Barlow-Lipinski Road trip diaries!, PWG Commissioner of Food & Beverage Excalibur
Also, check out WGN 720 AM in Chicago THIS Sunday night/Monday morning (March 24th/25th) at midnight for Dr. Keith on The Nick Digilio Show enjoying some lovely Wrestling related cross talk…