Post by DrKeith on Jun 27, 2006 10:19:18 GMT -5
Dr. Keith Lipinski Show Recap: "a Dr. Keith Danza extravaganza or ExtravaDanza"
Recap by Brian Cooper of www.bigvanvader.com
Listen now!
www.puroresupower.com/powerhour/shows/drkeith-6-26-2006.mp3 (right click, save as) or CLICK HERE!
Dr. Keith Lipinski is finally back with a new edition of his world famous show after battling AND beating laryngitis. However, there is no megaphone crooning, singling or Hustlelating by Dr. Keith on the show this week, due to Doctor's orders! However, Keith noted he was going against doctor's orders by doing his show, for the fans of the show. But don't fret as we have some great guests, and guaranteed laughs…
Excalibur Recap
Excalibur puts over the studio audience; it's like an Oprah show. Keith says that both he and fellow Chicagoite Oprah have so much in common: pancakes, and love of moustaches. Dr. Keith says there are 25 types of cheese on his cheese plate in the green room. Excalibur is impressed. Keith says that Hulk Hogan is coming back for a grill vs. grill match with George Forman. Excalibur asks if the crappy Hulk Hogan blender that Keith is in possession of is any relation to the Hacksaw Jim Duggan's blender? Keith replies that his Hulk Hogan blends about as well as his Hacksaw Jim Duggan foam 2 X 4 from back in the day.
Excalibur has wrestled for Pro Wrestling Guerrilla since its infancy. He then talks about the top ten in WCW, and the Crusaders, but feels there is a lack of Crusaders in wrestling today, although he puts over the Conquistadors. Keith says that they should have brought Christianity to the Young Stallions. Paul Roma was a good Christian boy, but Jumping Jim Powers failed to embrace the good lord.
Dr. Keith asks about the lack of gorillas in pro-wrestling. Excalibur disputes this, and talks about Monkey Magic who wrestled for Gran Hamada's UWF. There was also once a gorilla who did a run-in at a PWG event. Keith remembers CMLL’s Que Monito, and is exposed as a Lucha poser. Excalibur then talks about his team with Super Dragon and the devastating power of the heartpunch. Keith asks that it's possible to kill a man, or beast, with a single heartpunch. Excalibur doesn't recall ever killing anyone. He did check the news, but heard no heartpunch related massacres.
Excalibur said he'd find a place for Goldberg in his heartpunch school. Keith asks about PWG, Excalibur says he'd consider him if he sent in a tape. Excalibur says he that PWG get a lot of wrestlers sending material through MySpace or YouTube.
Excalibur thinks of most of PWG's show names but feels if he were to die "PWG would be in dire straits." Keith talks about the bad moustache party he is attending, but Excalibur says he won't consider such a party until PWG's sixth birthday.
Dr. Keith and Excalibur discuss the meaning of SBS. Excalibur says that SBS can mean whatever we see it as. Keith sees it as Save (co-host and megaphone crooner Bill) Barlow's 'Stach. Excalibur discusses the Young Lions Cup, and Hydrox vs. Oreo cookies. Keith hopes there won't be a sandwich cookie rap war anytime soon. If it escalates, Keith can't see Excalibur being invited back to the Dr. Keith Show. Keith asks how much Jonathan Coachman inspired Excalibur's commentary. Excalibur puts Coach on the top of that list and says he is a Coach clone, but just as good.
Long ago on the windswept streets of Detroit city... and that his grandfather, and his grandfather before him, and his grandfather before him, right back to Europe, all wore an Excalibur mask, and it's a "spiritual strength giver." Keith thought he wore the mask because of Life Goes On episode in which the main character noted he “wished he could wear his mask every day.” Excalibur says that one of his fans thought he had Down Syndrome like Corky in Life Goes On, but confirms that's not the case.
Excalibur and PWG were born on the same day. Keith asks if that's a coincidence or conspiracy? Excalibur sets the record straight that Disco Machine is sponsored by a videogame magazine, and not a GAY magazine. Check out www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com or his official website which he doesn't remember the URL of. Thankfully we remember. Excellent interview.
Bryan Alvarez Recap
Bryan talks about the success of F4Wonline and that the site has almost reached its bandwidth quota this month, Keith asks if he should be worried? "YES, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO GO."
Zach Arnold asks about an impending appearance of his new CONDO~! on Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous? Bryan says not, and gives his first website plug at a little over the two minute mark. Since the inception of the website, he has NO LIFE, and works up to 18 hours a day before telling a Dave Meltzer 'day at the beach' story.
Keith asks about how many people read the newsletter? Bryan says there are more readers then subscribers and he would've PULLED THE PLUG if there were just 42 readers. Bryan takes ten minutes for his first f-bomb. If wrestling DIED, the Figure Four newsletter would be a movie review newsletter.
Bryan LOVES bad television wrestling, but HATES average wrestling shows, and puts over the Zombie - YAY! Bryan also HATES writing obituaries, "is there a point to doing this?" Zach asks about becoming a successful newsletter writer. Bryan credits Wrestling World magazine fun running a full page ad for the newsletter success, and knocks Pro Wrestling Illustrated for not running ads for newsletters ~ BOO! Bryan says that nowadays, newsletters and magazines are DEAD.
More condo talk, and a Buddy Wayne quote; "It's not what you make,, it's what you save" (mental note - BPC) and finally could afford a condo ~ YAY! Will we ever see the first issues of Figure Four? "Absolutely not!" blasts Bryan. "You will not see issue 1 or 2, anyone before 540 is HORRIBLE."
Bryan's old newsletters are in a closet at Grannies. Does this mean Granny may open a F4Wonline museum? "It could," although Granny probably wouldn't improve of "a bunch of weirdos" in her house. Bryan then proclaims "YOU DON'T KNOW GRANNY," and that "she calls Vince fat." "There's another side to her and she might HIT YOU WITH A CANE... OR A CHAIR!"
Death of WCW book talk. Bryan has no ideas for a second book at present, and takes a knock at the Missing Link - "Who's gonna buy that book?" Keith thinks a pop-up book would sell, with Bryan suggesting a Vince McMahon book with a POP-UP thingy. Bryan doesn't miss Vince Russo and HATES Vince for having to read his book prior to Observer Live.
Keith asks about the future of F4Wonline? "I don't know." He thinks Lucha week was the bext week of F4Wonline, and also puts over the Dr. Keith and Zach Arnold appearances for a cheap pop. Bryan and Keith talk about their F4Wonline sing song, with Keith wanting his three adopted children to make a future appearance. There's an update on the Tildebang suit also. Checkout www.satchelass.com.
ECW's The Original Hat Guy Recap
Keith asks about the origins of the hat. It took six months to a year of attending ECW shows before he wore the straw hat, and that he "don't like sombreros."
Joel Goodhart talk and the classic Eddie Gilbert-Cactus Jack 2 out of 3 falls. The Original Hat Guy likes the ECW Arena "smoky and dirty."
Hat related stories and Big Dick Dudley attacking The Original Hat Guy with one of his hats. "I'm not one of those sue happy people." Since the inception of ECW, The Original Hat Guy has gone through "dozens and dozens AND DOZENS of hats."
The Original Hat Guy's favourite Arena show was Barely Legal. He partied with Terry Funk and Bill Alfonso but 911 never partied after the shows, although Hat Guy LIKED the gimmick. Dr. Keith tries to locate the Original Sign Guy to no avail, although he leaves the interview with a few CLUES.
Dr. Keith asks if The Original Hat Guy was unhappy there was no Hat Guy Dudley to feud with? Hat Guy says he was actually called Hat Guy Dudley by Bubba Ray Dudley (Stacy Papachristos alert) at a recent TNA show at the Arena.
The Original Hat Guy says that the last year of ECW "was depressing," but nobody could take the first few years away from him, NOBODY!" He's looking forward to the WWE ECW Arena show, puts over Paul Heyman, but would like to see Tod Gordon involved. hey I'd like to see Kevin Wacholz back in WWE.
Since Hat Guy has managed in recent years, Keith asks if Hat Guy would like to manage in the new ECW? Affirmative. The Doc would like to see The Original Hat Guy manage the Zombie or the Vampire.
Bill Goldberg recap
Goldberg puts over WFA and the Ron Waterman vs. Ricco Rodriguez both, saying they are both "pretty damn big", and both have great wrestling backgrounds although "one's real, one's fiction." He calls Brock a good friend and he'd have to dislike someone before getting in the ring with them. He's 39 now and hasn't trained as long as today's fighters and doesn't know how he'd find the time too, but he has considered an MMA fight.
He also puts over Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair and says he learned a lot from them. Politics? Manipulation? He feels that MMA and pro-wresting have the same fanbase and credits the rise of UFC with the decline of the popularity of pro-wrestling. Goldberg says he learned Aikido in college, and has learnied Muay-Thai for five years and rolled around with the likes of Bas Rutten and Mark Coleman. Check out Bill Goldberg doing commentary for the World Fighting Alliance King Of The Streets PPV on July 22nd.
Music by: Gnarles Barkley, Editors, Twlight Singers, Grandaddy, MUSE~!, …and you will know us by the trail of dead, Charles Bronson, and the debut of the "(love) theme of the Dr. Keith Show (aka Jazz Odyssey)
Also this week, the show is book ended with Megaphone Sunshine and mustache talk from Bill Barlow
Listen now!
www.puroresupower.com/powerhour/shows/drkeith-6-26-2006.mp3 (right click, save as) or CLICK HERE!
NOW AVAILABLE A Brand New Dr. Keith Show with Brian Harrison (producer of the tremendous Heros Of World Class DVD), and Mike Barton (recap coming later this week).
Download that show at:
www.puroresupower.com/powerhour/shows/drkeith-6-27-2006.mp3 or CLICK HERE!
Recap by Brian Cooper of www.bigvanvader.com
Listen now!
www.puroresupower.com/powerhour/shows/drkeith-6-26-2006.mp3 (right click, save as) or CLICK HERE!
Dr. Keith Lipinski is finally back with a new edition of his world famous show after battling AND beating laryngitis. However, there is no megaphone crooning, singling or Hustlelating by Dr. Keith on the show this week, due to Doctor's orders! However, Keith noted he was going against doctor's orders by doing his show, for the fans of the show. But don't fret as we have some great guests, and guaranteed laughs…
Excalibur Recap
Excalibur puts over the studio audience; it's like an Oprah show. Keith says that both he and fellow Chicagoite Oprah have so much in common: pancakes, and love of moustaches. Dr. Keith says there are 25 types of cheese on his cheese plate in the green room. Excalibur is impressed. Keith says that Hulk Hogan is coming back for a grill vs. grill match with George Forman. Excalibur asks if the crappy Hulk Hogan blender that Keith is in possession of is any relation to the Hacksaw Jim Duggan's blender? Keith replies that his Hulk Hogan blends about as well as his Hacksaw Jim Duggan foam 2 X 4 from back in the day.
Excalibur has wrestled for Pro Wrestling Guerrilla since its infancy. He then talks about the top ten in WCW, and the Crusaders, but feels there is a lack of Crusaders in wrestling today, although he puts over the Conquistadors. Keith says that they should have brought Christianity to the Young Stallions. Paul Roma was a good Christian boy, but Jumping Jim Powers failed to embrace the good lord.
Dr. Keith asks about the lack of gorillas in pro-wrestling. Excalibur disputes this, and talks about Monkey Magic who wrestled for Gran Hamada's UWF. There was also once a gorilla who did a run-in at a PWG event. Keith remembers CMLL’s Que Monito, and is exposed as a Lucha poser. Excalibur then talks about his team with Super Dragon and the devastating power of the heartpunch. Keith asks that it's possible to kill a man, or beast, with a single heartpunch. Excalibur doesn't recall ever killing anyone. He did check the news, but heard no heartpunch related massacres.
Excalibur said he'd find a place for Goldberg in his heartpunch school. Keith asks about PWG, Excalibur says he'd consider him if he sent in a tape. Excalibur says he that PWG get a lot of wrestlers sending material through MySpace or YouTube.
Excalibur thinks of most of PWG's show names but feels if he were to die "PWG would be in dire straits." Keith talks about the bad moustache party he is attending, but Excalibur says he won't consider such a party until PWG's sixth birthday.
Dr. Keith and Excalibur discuss the meaning of SBS. Excalibur says that SBS can mean whatever we see it as. Keith sees it as Save (co-host and megaphone crooner Bill) Barlow's 'Stach. Excalibur discusses the Young Lions Cup, and Hydrox vs. Oreo cookies. Keith hopes there won't be a sandwich cookie rap war anytime soon. If it escalates, Keith can't see Excalibur being invited back to the Dr. Keith Show. Keith asks how much Jonathan Coachman inspired Excalibur's commentary. Excalibur puts Coach on the top of that list and says he is a Coach clone, but just as good.
Long ago on the windswept streets of Detroit city... and that his grandfather, and his grandfather before him, and his grandfather before him, right back to Europe, all wore an Excalibur mask, and it's a "spiritual strength giver." Keith thought he wore the mask because of Life Goes On episode in which the main character noted he “wished he could wear his mask every day.” Excalibur says that one of his fans thought he had Down Syndrome like Corky in Life Goes On, but confirms that's not the case.
Excalibur and PWG were born on the same day. Keith asks if that's a coincidence or conspiracy? Excalibur sets the record straight that Disco Machine is sponsored by a videogame magazine, and not a GAY magazine. Check out www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com or his official website which he doesn't remember the URL of. Thankfully we remember. Excellent interview.
Bryan Alvarez Recap
Bryan talks about the success of F4Wonline and that the site has almost reached its bandwidth quota this month, Keith asks if he should be worried? "YES, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO GO."
Zach Arnold asks about an impending appearance of his new CONDO~! on Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous? Bryan says not, and gives his first website plug at a little over the two minute mark. Since the inception of the website, he has NO LIFE, and works up to 18 hours a day before telling a Dave Meltzer 'day at the beach' story.
Keith asks about how many people read the newsletter? Bryan says there are more readers then subscribers and he would've PULLED THE PLUG if there were just 42 readers. Bryan takes ten minutes for his first f-bomb. If wrestling DIED, the Figure Four newsletter would be a movie review newsletter.
Bryan LOVES bad television wrestling, but HATES average wrestling shows, and puts over the Zombie - YAY! Bryan also HATES writing obituaries, "is there a point to doing this?" Zach asks about becoming a successful newsletter writer. Bryan credits Wrestling World magazine fun running a full page ad for the newsletter success, and knocks Pro Wrestling Illustrated for not running ads for newsletters ~ BOO! Bryan says that nowadays, newsletters and magazines are DEAD.
More condo talk, and a Buddy Wayne quote; "It's not what you make,, it's what you save" (mental note - BPC) and finally could afford a condo ~ YAY! Will we ever see the first issues of Figure Four? "Absolutely not!" blasts Bryan. "You will not see issue 1 or 2, anyone before 540 is HORRIBLE."
Bryan's old newsletters are in a closet at Grannies. Does this mean Granny may open a F4Wonline museum? "It could," although Granny probably wouldn't improve of "a bunch of weirdos" in her house. Bryan then proclaims "YOU DON'T KNOW GRANNY," and that "she calls Vince fat." "There's another side to her and she might HIT YOU WITH A CANE... OR A CHAIR!"
Death of WCW book talk. Bryan has no ideas for a second book at present, and takes a knock at the Missing Link - "Who's gonna buy that book?" Keith thinks a pop-up book would sell, with Bryan suggesting a Vince McMahon book with a POP-UP thingy. Bryan doesn't miss Vince Russo and HATES Vince for having to read his book prior to Observer Live.
Keith asks about the future of F4Wonline? "I don't know." He thinks Lucha week was the bext week of F4Wonline, and also puts over the Dr. Keith and Zach Arnold appearances for a cheap pop. Bryan and Keith talk about their F4Wonline sing song, with Keith wanting his three adopted children to make a future appearance. There's an update on the Tildebang suit also. Checkout www.satchelass.com.
ECW's The Original Hat Guy Recap
Keith asks about the origins of the hat. It took six months to a year of attending ECW shows before he wore the straw hat, and that he "don't like sombreros."
Joel Goodhart talk and the classic Eddie Gilbert-Cactus Jack 2 out of 3 falls. The Original Hat Guy likes the ECW Arena "smoky and dirty."
Hat related stories and Big Dick Dudley attacking The Original Hat Guy with one of his hats. "I'm not one of those sue happy people." Since the inception of ECW, The Original Hat Guy has gone through "dozens and dozens AND DOZENS of hats."
The Original Hat Guy's favourite Arena show was Barely Legal. He partied with Terry Funk and Bill Alfonso but 911 never partied after the shows, although Hat Guy LIKED the gimmick. Dr. Keith tries to locate the Original Sign Guy to no avail, although he leaves the interview with a few CLUES.
Dr. Keith asks if The Original Hat Guy was unhappy there was no Hat Guy Dudley to feud with? Hat Guy says he was actually called Hat Guy Dudley by Bubba Ray Dudley (Stacy Papachristos alert) at a recent TNA show at the Arena.
The Original Hat Guy says that the last year of ECW "was depressing," but nobody could take the first few years away from him, NOBODY!" He's looking forward to the WWE ECW Arena show, puts over Paul Heyman, but would like to see Tod Gordon involved. hey I'd like to see Kevin Wacholz back in WWE.
Since Hat Guy has managed in recent years, Keith asks if Hat Guy would like to manage in the new ECW? Affirmative. The Doc would like to see The Original Hat Guy manage the Zombie or the Vampire.
Bill Goldberg recap
Goldberg puts over WFA and the Ron Waterman vs. Ricco Rodriguez both, saying they are both "pretty damn big", and both have great wrestling backgrounds although "one's real, one's fiction." He calls Brock a good friend and he'd have to dislike someone before getting in the ring with them. He's 39 now and hasn't trained as long as today's fighters and doesn't know how he'd find the time too, but he has considered an MMA fight.
He also puts over Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair and says he learned a lot from them. Politics? Manipulation? He feels that MMA and pro-wresting have the same fanbase and credits the rise of UFC with the decline of the popularity of pro-wrestling. Goldberg says he learned Aikido in college, and has learnied Muay-Thai for five years and rolled around with the likes of Bas Rutten and Mark Coleman. Check out Bill Goldberg doing commentary for the World Fighting Alliance King Of The Streets PPV on July 22nd.
Music by: Gnarles Barkley, Editors, Twlight Singers, Grandaddy, MUSE~!, …and you will know us by the trail of dead, Charles Bronson, and the debut of the "(love) theme of the Dr. Keith Show (aka Jazz Odyssey)
Also this week, the show is book ended with Megaphone Sunshine and mustache talk from Bill Barlow
Listen now!
www.puroresupower.com/powerhour/shows/drkeith-6-26-2006.mp3 (right click, save as) or CLICK HERE!
NOW AVAILABLE A Brand New Dr. Keith Show with Brian Harrison (producer of the tremendous Heros Of World Class DVD), and Mike Barton (recap coming later this week).
Download that show at:
www.puroresupower.com/powerhour/shows/drkeith-6-27-2006.mp3 or CLICK HERE!